I have heard many dirty jokes over the years, but this one is by far my favorite. You have to picture two southern belles sitting on the front porch of a huge Georgian mansion having a private conversation away from the crowd.
You have to read it with a heavy, southern, Scarlett O'Hara accent.
Beth: "Did you know, that up north (say nawth), they have men that kiss other men's genitals....and they call them gay?"
Mary, rapidly flipping her lace fan : "Oh my."
Beth, leaning in a little further: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have women who kiss other women's genitals...and they call them lesbians?"
Mary, fanning herself more rapidly: "Oh my!"
Beth: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have men who kiss women's genitals?"
Mary, abruptly stopping her fanning: "Well, what do they call them?"
Beth: "I don't know. But when I was up nawth...and I caught my breath...I called him Precious!"
You have to read it with a heavy, southern, Scarlett O'Hara accent.Beth: "Did you know, that up north (say nawth), they have men that kiss other men's genitals....and they call them gay?"
Mary, rapidly flipping her lace fan : "Oh my."
Beth, leaning in a little further: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have women who kiss other women's genitals...and they call them lesbians?"
Mary, fanning herself more rapidly: "Oh my!"
Beth: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have men who kiss women's genitals?"
Mary, abruptly stopping her fanning: "Well, what do they call them?"
Beth: "I don't know. But when I was up nawth...and I caught my breath...I called him Precious!"
