Doesn't he look all sweet and innocent snuggled up sleeping next to Emily?
Well he isn't. He comes over to you all sweet-like with this exact expression on his face as if to say, "Please, just one little pat on the head."
Then, the minute you raise your arm to pet him, exposing the left one, he sees his opening and...bloop!...bloop! He bounces your boob with his nose before you know what has hit you. He always does it twice, I guess in case he misses the first time.
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Well he isn't. He comes over to you all sweet-like with this exact expression on his face as if to say, "Please, just one little pat on the head."
Then, the minute you raise your arm to pet him, exposing the left one, he sees his opening and...bloop!...bloop! He bounces your boob with his nose before you know what has hit you. He always does it twice, I guess in case he misses the first time. You're left shaking your head wondering, "Was I just molested by that dog?"
The question is...how do I break him of it? Screaming and smacking him on the snout certainly isn't working. If he doesn't quit knocking knockers, he is going to need rescued again!
Thank You Mrs. Parks
I have to give a big, fat Thank-you to Mrs. Parks at www.theparksfarm.com for the new blog layout. Isn't she talented and generous? She is also very "SWEET!"(Visit www.winsweetstuff.com for the sweet reference.)
Dogs get away with so much! I swear...they can walk right up to you and smell your crack and shove their nose in between your legs, and act like nothing of it.
ReplyDeleteI guess it is a good thing they are so darn cute:)
OMG, that's too funny!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteOur Catahoula likes to goose people -- goes right up behind them and noses them in the butt!!
Not sure how you can break your dog's boob fetish... but trust me, things could be worse. Two of our three dogs eat poop. BARF!!!! I'd much rather have my dog molest my boobs than eat poop!!!
Kelly @ DesignTies
Better a boob dog than a crotch dog ANYday!
ReplyDeleteIt's great to have a friend like YOU too :)
Looks cute!
ReplyDeleteBoob dog, haha! Never heard of that!
love your little bullie!!!!
ReplyDeletewe have 2!!!!!
stopping by from SITS!!!!
I'll take the boob over the leg humping anyday.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Too funny. Have you tried The Dog Whisperer tricks? All my dog-owning friends swear by him.
ReplyDeleteMy little dog will bury his face in cleavage. If you are a guest in my house, no matter. He'll welcome your bosom, too. We had people over for the Oscars. He buried himself, face-first, right into Monica's chest. And? He was content to stay right there. He's constantly putting a paw down my shirt, too. Dogs and babies. They can get away with anything.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to do about your dog but you have me LOL over here!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO He just likes the way they feel. At least he isn't humping your leg like my bulldog does. And she's a GIRL!
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