Thursday, March 19, 2009

My Favorite Dirty Joke

I have heard many dirty jokes over the years, but this one is by far my favorite. You have to picture two southern belles sitting on the front porch of a huge Georgian mansion having a private conversation away from the crowd. You have to read it with a heavy, southern, Scarlett O'Hara accent.

Beth: "Did you know, that up north (say nawth), they have men that kiss other men's genitals....and they call them gay?"

Mary, rapidly flipping her lace fan : "Oh my."

Beth, leaning in a little further: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have women who kiss other women's genitals...and they call them lesbians?"

Mary, fanning herself more rapidly: "Oh my!"

Beth: "And did you know, that up nawth, they have men who kiss women's genitals?"

Mary, abruptly stopping her fanning: "Well, what do they call them?"

Beth: "I don't know. But when I was up nawth...and I caught my breath...I called him Precious!"


  1. Haven't heard that one, Kim! And it's a good one, thanks!!

  2. I love it! That is great. Thanks for the giggle.

  3. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. LOL. I love it. Thanks for the laughs!!!

  5. To really get the impact of this joke you need to hear Kim tell in person. I have spent many years in the south, she has the southern draw down perfect. Love the joke it is as funny now as when you told it.
    Can you believe the hotel's internet is working this morning(Sunday) 12:16AM your time.
    Now if I could get Skype to work properly this tour would be way better.
    Love You


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