Monday, February 16, 2009

John is coming home

John is coming home tomorrow. So, of course, like any good wife, I have been trying to make myself more beautiful for his arrival.

I went and got one of those spray-on tans.

And my teeth bleached.

And, as you can see, I've been working out like a dog.

Now come to momma!!

Lulu would like to express her excitement over your impending return:

Seriously, we can't wait to see you, Baby.


  1. OMG, I am loving this post!

    Your teeth, your tan, your toned muscles; I'll bet he runs all the way home from the airport, straight into your arms.

    Seriously, have a great reunion!

  2. You have been working hard, haven't you? This was hysterical. Loved the photos.
    Happy reunion.

  3. Well, now I spit my coffee onto my monitor screen.

    Hysterical. Thanks for sharing the secrets to a great relationship. Enjoy the reunion!

    Best -- Cass
    PS Tell Lulu she is gorgeous.

  4. OMG, I thought my dog was the only dog who snores! lol

    Those teeth almost made me vomit. LOL

  5. Ah, I see you have had the same fake tan experience I have had!

  6. That is so funny that your dog snores like that!

    Well funny in the sense that it is YOUR dog and not mine;)

    Have a great time seeing your hubby home!

  7. Hooray for Big John to come home soon! I think even I am more excited than Lulu! ;o)

  8. I am sure he will appreciate all the extra effort. hehe

  9. I am sure your were received with arms wide open and had a big kiss planted on those lips!
    You are too funny!!!


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