And this is what my baby's boyfriend gave to her:
Look at that face! Look at those faces! They are babies! Stop using the "M" word right this instant!
All I can hear in my head right now is Gus from My Big Fat Greek Wedding saying, "Why do you want to leeeeave me?"
Stop growing up right now before I ground you!! I hate young love! Don't go! Come back! You forgot your blankie!
Wait! I forgot to tell you something.........
I love you.
Oh, and HAPPY FREAKIN' VALENTINE'S DAY.