Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dear Son, I Want a Grandbaby

Dear Son,
I want a REAL grandbaby. I love the boys, but I am tired of grandchildren that look like this:
I know you are afraid that your offspring will be butt-ugly. I mean, just look at the two of you:
You said that you guys were going to discuss it. I know, when you were little, we never actually sat down and had "the talk", but, Honey, no one ever got pregnant discussing it.
So, in closing, I want a grandbaby. A real one. I don't care if it's a boy or a girl. I don't care if it has brown hair, red hair, or blonde hair. I don't care if it has brown eyes, blue eyes, or green eyes. I just don't want it to lift its leg when it pees.
Love,
Mom

9 comments:

  1. You are too funny:) I love it! It will happen soon... I'm sure! And by the looks of it, you are going to have beautiful grandbabies!

    (and you are more than welcome to come and get your baby fix out over here...yes that those baby cheeks are flawless..arn't they. I can't remember a day my butt looked that good!)

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  2. Becky ~ You are too sweet for words. I may have to take you up on that grandbaby fix. It doesn't look like I am going to get one anytime soon.
    Blissful Babe ~ I don't think it's going to work, though.

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  3. Aww! How funny:0) I hope your request is granted!

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  4. This is the cutest requests I have ever seen! Love it! You will get that grandbaby soon! Who could deny you?~~~ Thanks so much for the suggestions and support! MoCo is doing better and I have calmed down! We have a meeting soon, so hopefully things will turn out well!

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  5. Grandbabies are the most marvelous little beings in the world! Our granddaughter has brought so much joy to us. It is an incredible, intense emotion to hold your grand! I hope you are blessed very soon. It gets better every time I see her, she is 17 months now.

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  6. LOL. This is so cute. Yikes for a scary lookin grandbaby with those ugly parents. ;o)

    Good luck on your quest to becoming a grandma! Until then, you can consider Chloe yours!

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  7. that bee/bird cartoon is very funny. as is your post. hope that works out for all of you. :)

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